Living with Big Daddy Chapter 32

Thrax: *busted in the door* YO IM HOME!
Rose: *ran around the corner and fell flat on her face*
Thrax: >.>
Rose: *got up and tackled Thrax* OH MY GOSH HEYY!
Thrax: Aight aight, get off. Gonna wrinkle my jacket *brushes off his shoulders*
Ozzy: *walked out the kitchen holding a sandwich* Yo
Thrax: Sup So i have some good news and some bad news
Ozzy: Whats the bad news?
Thrax: Welp, my family knows about everything
Ozzy: Everything?
Rose: Everything?!
Thrax: Well mostly everything. And uh they all saw me naked.
Ozzy: Why am I NOT surprised
Rose: *sat on the couch* Whats the good news!
Thrax: Ohhh baby, Jones you better sit down for this one. *takes off his coat* Well I-
Rose: WHAT!
Thrax: I didnt even finish. Anyway..I got..
Ozzy: Incurable douchebag syndrome?
Thrax: Noooo, *rolled his shoulder and picked Ozzy up by the shirt* I got into the medical books. A WHOOOLE chapta for ME. Beat by you or not, i still come out on top *threw him back*
Rose: OH MY JOSEPH THATS GREAT!!! *ran up and hugged him*
Thrax: And by the way my mom says Hi and why havent we made her grandma yet.
Ozzy: *raises and eyebrow*
Thrax: Dont get all out of shape, she said hey to you too.
Ozzy: Pfft
Thrax: Welp guys I gotta go pick up my stuff from the station
Rose: Geez you seem happy
Thrax: Why wouldnt I? I reached my ultimate goal, and not even a LITTLE INSIGNIFICANT UNEEDED WHITE BLOOD CELL COULD STOP ME! PEACE! *leaves*
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Ronny: Oh hello there Mr. Roja! Here are your bags! Checked and thoroughly searched!
Thrax: Uh...Thanks.
Ronny: No..Gracias! *starts speaking all kinds of broken spanish*
Thrax: You are aware I speak english.
Ronny: Oh...my bad.
Thrax: Peace! *left* Hm..bus. *waits for the bus*
-Little kid shows up-
Thrax:~Im in a good mood Ill talk to her~ Hey there little kid
Kid: *looks up at him*
Thrax: Whats your name?
Kid: CINDY!
Thrax: *was taken back by her yelling* Oh I see.
Kid: IM FROM SOUTH EAST SHOULDER!
Thrax: Right right chill out.
Kid: I AM COLOR BLIND!
Thrax: ~decided to fuck with her~ Oh thats too bad. Hey kid what color is that car passing by us now?
Kid: ORANGE!
Thrax: Ok...What color is that calcium over there?
Kid: ORANGE!
Thrax: Um...Ok kid what color am I? Cant possibly mess that up
Kid: *looked at him*...ORANGE!
Thrax: Is Everything you see Orange?
Kid: No, i can that your eyes are green
Thrax: Well thats better
Kid: AND YOUR COAT IS ORANGE!
Thrax: Aw hell!
Kids Mom shows up-
Thrax: Excuse me miss? It looks like your kid is color blind
Kids Mom: Oh i know. I figured when i asked her what color the sky is.. She said orange when its CLEARLY purple
Thrax: Purple?
Kids Mom: Yep
Thrax: So yall are both color blind? I done Heard it ALL now
Kids Mom: Ohh so tall blue monster guy has jokes!
Thrax: Blue?
Kids Mom: YES BLUE! Insulting my child!
Thrax: uh..I wasnt-
Kids Mom: LOOK AT ME IM BIG SCARY BLUE MAN  WITH ORANGE COAT AND GREEN EYES!
Thrax: Why is that the only thing yall can see!
Kids Mom: I HOPE YOUR PROUD OF YOURSLEF!
Thrax: This bus thing aint workin *left to walk home*
BUS COMES 2 SECONDS LATER
Thrax: *busts in the door again* YO IM HOME! Aye Jones i met these color blind people today it was mad funny.
Ozzy: *flippin through channels* Im partially color blind
Thrax: ?
Ozzy: Yea, maybe not as bad as the people you saw, but yea. I see some colors a whole nother shade, and sometimes get yellows and oranges mixed up.
Rose: *walked by*
Thrax: Aye baby you know Jones was color blind?
Rose: Yea
Thrax: The heck am I last to know. So a whole nother shade?
Ozzy: Yea
Thrax: Give me an example
Ozzy: Well..Ok Drix? Hes solid Red and Yellow
Thrax: Yea
Ozzy: Well sometimes Drix will look Orange and red, or sometimes his colors run together
Thrax: Im not sure im following you
Ozzy: See that coffee cup on the table
Thrax: Yea
Ozzy: What color is that?
Thrax: Yellow
Ozzy: Nope Orange.
Thrax: I swear to Frank its yellow
Ozzy: I know im saying to me it looks orange
Thrax: Oh my Joseph if someone else says ORANGE.
Rose: *cuts in* Well Im glad your home. Hows your mom?
Thrax: She was either cooking or getting ready to cook. I swear i gained at least 5 micrograms
Rose: She keeps yall well fed still. Hm.
Thrax: And if she wasnt cooking she was praddling on about how we need kids and make her a grandma.
Ozzy: *choked on his spit* Excuse me? Yall make babies? Wouldnt they be mutant super kids?
Rose: If WE were to make kids then they'd be majority germ. And jewish. And you'd even start taking on some germ traits
Ozzy: Pfft girl whatever.
Rose: Alright but when you start turning a tint of green dont come crying to me.
Thrax: Anyway, Ma still has everyone whipped
Ozzy: Even you
Thrax: Would you cross your momma?
Ozzy: The heck i look like? Getting smacked upside the head.
Thrax: Exactly. Pylexia is still a little...slow
Rose: Aw dont pick on him,
Thrax: Lloyd broke his chain
Rose: Did he get a talkin to?
Thrax: Heck yea. By my mom though. Something about maintaining the Roja name and spit like that
Rose: Hm..
Thrax: I asked my dad about my accent
Ozzy: And your a decedent of a backwoods tree humpin black preacher?
Thrax: *smacks him upside the head* No, just from Georgia. Then that spiraled into me going to Julio next time
Rose: Oh my gosh I LOOVE Julio!
Ozzy: Julio? Who the hell is Julio?
Rose: Oh its the best body in all the world!!
Thrax: Its were my mom was born..constructed..spawned..Anyway she wants me to spend sometime there cause Pops said i wasnt pretty.
Rose: Huh?
Ozzy: Is he whipped around too?
Thrax: *squints at him* No. Apparently i get my traits from my mom. The only thing i got from my dad is that im not a girl.
Ozzy: So your a chick with a dick?
Thrax: *Was about to reach for him but he was in a good mood* No. My moms genes are just strong. THE MORAL IS. I got in the medical books and Im ready to kick some butt!
Ozzy: Butt?
Rose: You usually say ass or something..
Thrax: Oh my bad, my mom was really strict about cussing....>.> Aye baby Que Hora Es?
Ozzy: The heck?
Rose: 3:45  
Thrax: *rolled his eyes* What time is it.
Ozzy: *looked at Rose then at Thrax* What? How do you know..Chinese...German..Texas!
Thrax: When we were a thing my mom didnt speak a lick of english, so when she was around she either had to catch on or sit there as clueless as Pylexia.
Ozzy: Whose Pylexia?
Thrax: My older brother?
Ozzy: Older? Is he like 100?
Thrax: No i got a older brother after him and hes only 40 something
Ozzy: Then your parents aint waste no time. *looks at his watch* Yo Drix is coming over so chill out
Thrax: No promises *flick on his shades and leans back on the couch*
Drix: *knocks on the door* Hello? Friends!
Ozzy: *opens the door* Hey Drips,
Drix: Well hello there
Rose: Hey Drix
Drix: *eyes lit up* Ms Rose how are you doing!
Rose: Fine fine.
Drix: *noncholantly walking by the couch*
Thrax: Sup cold pill
Drix: *stops and looks like hes gonna pee himself* Uhh...h-h-hey Thrax. Whats...um up?
Thrax: Whats the fuss, you look like youve seen a ghost hehe
Drix: *avoids eye contact* Oh nothing.. *pulls Ozzy;s shirt and whispers* Are you aware he...had relations with a MALE! What if he comes for you next! Or me! I DONT THINK MY CAPSLE CAN HANDLE-
Ozzy: *pulls him off his shirt*  its ok he wont get ya.
Thrax: Yea, I wont get ya *sly grin*
Drix: *sighs* Ok ok...ok..*sits on the other side of the couch looking at Thrax sideways*
Thrax: *puts down his shades* Yes?
Drix: Eep! *turns back around*
Ozzy: So Drips whats the happs with the case?
Drix:...
Ozzy: Drips?...Drix...HEY! *claps his hands*
Drix: Huh? Oh yea, Chief said in a few months by then they wouldve moved on. *glanced at Thrax*
Ozzy: *looked at Drix sideways*
Rose: *looking around like wth is going on*
Drix: *sweating bullets*
Thrax: *turns piss slowly towards him* ...Kiss me big boy!!
Drix: NUH UH NOT ME! *bubbles out the door*
Ozzy: Man why you had to do that? You almost made him leak..various medicines!
Thrax: Whaat it was funny, Rose tell him it was funny
Rose:, <.< *just turned away nonchalantly* *heard a car outside* Hey babe uhh, dont you have to be somewhere?
Ozzy: What? No I-
Rose: *Hinted at the door*
Ozzy: Oh yea..yea thats what I meant..*Got up went in his room*
Rose: *rolled off the couch and got up and went in his room*
Thrax: Leaving so soon? I was thinking maybe tonight we could-
Dylan: *standing in the doorway all dressed up fancy like*
Thrax: *lowered his glasses*
Dylan: *giggled*
Thrax: @{}@ Dios mio...You are looking fiiiine today! Mmm! Let daddy get a look at ya
Dylan: Well hey there
Thrax You hear? I got in the medical books!
Dylan: Yea, they send out a new copy every time something is added. Congratulations
Thrax: Yea, yea...So what are you here for? Where you going dressed all nice?
Dylan: *walked towards him* Weeell, to celebrate i thought we could do something special tonight *walks pass him to put her purse on the table*
Thrax: *looks at her while she passes like...a derp* Special huh?
Dylan: Yea babe, that WAS your ultimate goal right? *tosses her keys across the counter*
Thrax: *watches the keys then looks back at her* Uh-huh...
Dylan: Well, why not? *takes her hair out her little bun* I think you kinda...deserve it..dont you?
Thrax: *got a huge ridiculous grin across his face*