Living with Big Daddy Chapter 24

Thrax: *sat in his room fiddling with his chain when he hears..*
Ozzy: YOU WHAT!?
Thrax: Oh Joseph here it goes..
Ozzy: Where is the punk ass!
Rose: Babe calm down
Ozzy: Calm down? I AINT CALMIN NOTHING! *flings a chair across the room* UH UH NO ..OH NOO*kicks in Thrax's door* THE FUCK!
Thrax: You could knock
Ozzy: DONT PLAY DUMB YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Thrax: Well yea, i did and proud of it.
Ozzy: *stomps over to Thrax and pushes him out the bed*
Thrax: Look mang, I dont want to hurt you..
Ozzy: Hurt me? YOU ALL READY DID THAT MAN BY NAILIN MY GIRL!
Thrax: It was a mistake man
Ozzy: STUBBING YOUR MEMBRANE ON A TABLE IS A MISTAKE, THAT IS NOT A MISTAKE!
Thrax: *stood up* Look my fault, lets just stop this aight?
Ozzy: WHOSE THE SCARED LITTLE BITCH NOW?!
Thrax: *grabs Ozzy in a choke hold but not like choking him*
Ozzy: LET ME DOWN!
Thrax: ...look it was a drunken mistake aight i dont wanna fight you cause its pointless.
Ozzy: I KICKED YOUR ASS ON THE EYEBALL I CAN DO IT AGAIN!
Rose: *stood in the doorway * Babe calm down, let him explain
Ozzy: OH ITS EASY TO EXPLAIN WHEN YOU HAD A GOT DANG RODEO LAST NIGHT!
Thrax: *snickered a bit* Rodeo Where does he get this stuff..
Ozzy: I AINT LAUGHING!
Thrax: Hey hey...chill out *actually held him by the neck against the wall* Look i got as much of a problem with it as you do cause i gotta talk about it to Dylan but-
Ozzy: YOU WERENT THINKIN 'BOUT DYLAN LAST NIGHT! WHY NOW!
Thrax: *tightened his grip*
Ozzy: Hey! Hey...hey.....he...
Thrax: *flung him on the bed*
Ozzy: *rubbed his neck and coughed* You cant stop can you, you just want every she-cell in Frank following you at your heels dont you. Had to take my girl too right?
Rose: Its not like that..
Ozzy: *stood up* If you just wanna talk to him we can just break up, heck itd be a hell of a lot easier than sneaking around!
Rose: Babe, no look. He was drunk
Ozzy: HOW AM I NOT SURPRISED! I THINK IM GONNA HAVE A NUCLEUS ATTACK AND DIE FROM NOT SURPRISED!
Rose: And I  was drinking too
Ozzy: *rolled his eyes*
Rose: He was just trying to be nice.
Ozzy: How would you feel if i being NICE to Dylan or or...Leah or..heck id be nice to every nurse down at that hospital!
Rose: How about i take off of work and we can talk about it
Ozzy: Oh no nooooooooo you go on and work and ill just bring Leah back here and be nice in ever room of the house!
Rose: Hey watch it
Ozzy: And hey why dont i friggin not even tell you till the next day! Thatll make it so much better!
Rose: *narrowed her eyes at him* If you come home one night, and find im not here. Remember this conversation. If your still coming Thrax, you can but im already gone. *left*
Ozzy: *looks up at Thrax*..Go on go! I dont even wanna look at ya!
Thrax: Look ill just...go...*left*
Ozzy: *sighed and sat in a chair* What am i gonna do with them.
Rose: *wrestling with the seat belt* Motherfucker the hell he think he is!
Thrax: *got in and put on his seat belt* Uh..need help?
Rose: NO! *drove off with her seat belt all twisted and junk*
Thrax: Hey baby why dont we slow down some, i dont want whip lash
Rose: *sped up*
Thrax: Um...ok.
Rose: *turns a really sharp corner* It was a MISTAKE! WHAT CANT HE UNDERSTAND!
Thrax: Right right now slow down
Rose: OH LIKE HE HAVENT EVER *made a U turn* HAD MEANINGLESS-
Thrax: Yes yes meaningless, you cut that curb pretty close baby
Rose: Oh buddy boy he aint getting NOTHING from me, he can just sit on his thumb and rock on it!!
Thrax: *looked at her with disgust*
Rose: The hell you looking at?!
Thrax: *put on his sunglasses and looked out the window*
Rose: DAMN! CELLS THESE DAYS!! UGH! *turned into a parking spot all crooked and riding 2 lines*
Thrax: *glanced at her and got out*
Rose: *just sat in the car gripping the wheel* I wish he would bring that ho in that house...* gets out*
Thrax: *holds the door open for her*
Rose: *punches him in the stomach*
Thrax: Your welcome
Rose: *got behind the counter, and got out a cup. Poured some drink in it and scarfed it down*
Thrax: >.> Yea...
Rose: *drank some more, after a while there where 3 empty cups on the counter*
Thrax: You ok?
Rose: Yeaaaaaaaaaa im fine....
Random Cell: Yea can i have a DNA strand on the stones?
Rose: *made him the drink and passed it to him*
Random Cell: Thanks *slid the money at her and left*
Rose: *glances up for any more customers before she started wiping down the counter*
Thrax: Whats with them?
Rose: What? *sees some guys staring at Thrax* Oh, just never seen a man like you before.
Thrax: Well tell them that they WONT. I dont need these pinky pushers eye humping me.
Rose: *raised an eyebrow*
Thrax: Shut up
Random Cell Named Danny: Hey big guy wanna dance?
Another Cell: Oh no he dancing with me!
ANOTHER CELL: GIRL! Back up, this tall glass of saline devil is MINE!
Thrax: *looked down at them* Excuse me?
Danny: What, you never been to a LGBT scene?
Thrax: Uh..
ANOTHER CELL: Of course he has! He has the hips for it!
Another cell: He looks good enough to EAT! *bites at him*
Thrax: Uh i think your a little confused
Random Cell: Well duh thats why were here! So you wanna dance or what?
Another cell: Yea you can get in the middle!
ANOTHER CELL: Any room for one more?
Thrax: *glances over at Rose who is trying not to blow a gasket from holding back laughter* Uhh..no. I dont go that way sorry. Im just here with a friend
Random Cell: *nudges the other cell* Yea, his big friend! *both start bust out laughing*
Thrax: *narrowed his eyes* Look Back the hell up off me before something bad happens to ya
ANOTHER CELL: Oh hes kinky! Lets go back to my place!
Rose: Look fellas the man doesnt wanna go, hes already tied down comprende?
Random Cell: Thats too bad *walks away*
ANOTHER CELL: Ohh my bad *dances away*
Another Cell: *whispers in his ear* If its worth anything, You could have my legs over my head in 2.3 seconds, and by the end you wont even wanna hear the name of the she cell!
Thrax: Back up! *shoves him away*
Another Cell: *giggles and walks away*
Thrax: Aye..*rolls his eyes and puts his head on his hand* The hell? Its already enough I have a old lady, and every other she cell out here dropping their pants, now i have them too? Why are my genes so good?
Some Random Guy Dancing By: Yea your jeans do look good!
Thrax: *sighed and looked at Rose*
Rose: *on the floor laughing and gasping for air*
Thrax: Girl get up
Rose: Im sorry! Im sorry! Cant!...BREATH!!! HAHAHAHAH!
Thrax: Yea yea...
Rose: *looked a guy over as he walked away and noticed some one staring at them from a distance* Yo you see that?
Thrax: No
Rose: Someones staring at you..or me...or someone
Thrax: *took off his sunglasses*
Rose: Dont make it look like your looking!
Thrax: Geez..
Rose: See? Hes *squints* sorta tall and-
Flu Guy: *taps Thrax on the shoulder* Ejus me.
Thrax: *turns around and gets al wide eyed* *cleared his throat* Yes?
Flu Guy: I believe i left something
Thrax: *looked at him* Oh..OH! oh oh uh yea *pulled him my the shirt* Yes you left your wallet, here take it and leave me alone! *shoves him back*
Flu Guy: Hey!
Flu Guy Friend: Filip Is he giving you trouble mama?
Filip: No no, jes...talking
Another of Flu guys friends: GIRL! Do i gotta rough him up in the bathroom?
Filip: No no its ok honest
FGF: Ohh! Is this guy that hit it and quit it?
AFGF: WHAT? HIM? Hes a FINE drink of water!
Filip: Look lets jes go, ok?
FGF: Uh uh! *gets in Thrax's face* What makes you think you can just throw him away?
AFGF: Yea! Where do you get off doing something like that!
Thrax: Back up off me yo, i aint in the mood to start any trouble
AFGF: *looks him over* Mmmmmhm *neck roll* He looks like he'd do ya good
Thrax: Excuse me?
Filip: Look i es muy sorry, theyre just a little drunk *pulls on their arms* it was nothing, he didnt even use a intestine
FGF: HE DIDNT USE AN INTESTINE!?
AFGF: GIRL!!!
Filip: Look look, is fine is fine
FGF: OH UH UH HOLD MY KIDNEY ROCK SHIRT ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN! *punches Thrax is the stomach but it bounces off*
AFGF: Delicious.  O__O
Thrax: *sighed* Filip? Is it? Look i dont want any problems so just take your little posse and get to steppin aight?
Filip: Jes...ok. Thank you for Je hwallet *grabs them and walks away*
Thrax: Right *looks them over while they walk away then looks at Rose*
Rose: @___@
Thrax: ...Um. Yea. *grabs one of Rose's unfinished drink and gulps it down*
Rose: You get used to it, last week a whole lesbcell fraternity ran through here, hitting on me left and right, just laughed it off.
Thrax: Lesbcells are hot, those twinky pushers over there, uh uh
Rose: *wipes down the counter and puts a glass on it ready to serve another person* Right..
Thrax: What
Rose: Oh nothing...
Thrax: What girl
Rose: *mumbles* Well the way i see it, your one of those twinky pushers too
Thrax: I didnt catch that
Rose: Nothing...
Thrax: *glanced at her* Thought so.
Some Other Random Cell: *waves at Thrax from across the bar*
Thrax: 0_O....*fakes a smile and half waves*
SORC: *bites at him then winks*
Thrax: *straight faced and shakes his head*
SORC: *shrugs his shoulders and goes somewhere else*
Rose: What is it with you?
Thrax: Me? Theyre the one getting their cell straps in a bunch!
Rose: I have never seen a whole floor of guys get excited over ONE guy, especially you
Thrax: What can i say? Im irresistible.
Rose: To girls, boys, men, old ladies, apparently immunity cells and everyone else in this town
Thrax: *rolls his eyes* And little Jewish germs like you
Rose: Yes and little- dont start with me son
Thrax: What? I aint do nothin *smiles*
Rose: I know your games,
Thrax: Games?
Rose: BOY. I know you better than you think. You already got me in enough trouble
Thrax: I guess...i wonder what hes doing?
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Ozzy: *laying in the middle of the living room floor drinking a bottle of bile staring at the ceiling* She left me...And ill always be alone...I always overreact...but she deserved it....she said it was a mistake...but who makes the same mistake multiple times? ...*sigh looks at the clock* Its almost 3...she should be getting off soon. *sniff* Why am i so stupid...*gets a flashback* Thrax: Hiiiiiiiii baybeh! ...*narrows his eyes* Thrax....*gets up*
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Rose: Prolly playing cell-box and drinking..
Thrax: Probably.
Another Random Cell: *walks by Thrax running his hand along his back*
Thrax: Back up! *shoves him into the wall*
Random Guy: Oh my gosh did you see that? He just pushed that guy!
Thrax: *stood up and walked up to him* If you got a problem say it to my face, we can nuck and buck any time any place. Believe that *turns around to walk away*
Random Guy: *nudges his friend* Woa hes a rough one *slaps his butt* Go mama!
Thrax: *stops* The hell? Oh no im done with this spit.  *walks over to the bar and grabs Rose by the arm* Come on
Rose: Woa HEY!
Thrax: *walks to the front* We gonna end this *stabs the record machine and grabs the microphone* Now i understand none of yall guys, and i use that term lightly understand, that yall think im the wrong side of the bed. Well Im not, and yall can get over it. Yall can wink and smile play ya little games, but leave me out of it. See this honey? *grabs Rose by the arm and really lays one on her*
-the crowd all gasps-
Thrax: Shes mine, get it? So yall can cut that out, im not into that noise
Someone In The Crowd: Aw look at him, he hasnt come oout yet! LETS GIVE HIM OUR SUPPORT!
-the crowd cheers and whistles-
Rose: *giggles* So much for that huh?
Thrax: Oh ok...so its that game huh?...Game. On. *hauls Rose over his shoulder and heads back to the bar*
Rose: *sits on the counter* So im yours huh?
Thrax: SH! *puts his hand over her mouth* These pedal pushers want a show, ill give them a show...